Sick + Angry

omg. I am so pissed off right now, I just HAD to come on this blog and post about my retarded experience today. I am just about fed up with this Spanish insanity and laziness. As none of you know, since I haven't updated my blog in forever (sorry), I have the stomach flu. On Monday night, I came down with a blazing fever and had muscle cramps and a full body ache the next day coupled with a pounding headache and an excruciating stomach pain. And of course, you can't complete a stomach flu without constant explosive diarrhea. So, that has been my story for the past couple days. Yet, I still made that hour long walk to school everyday because if I miss one more day, I will fail. Luckily, I have no class today, which allows me to provide you guys with this new experience.

Anyway, getting back to my story. I couldn't sleep at all last night so I ended up spending an all nighter due to the pain I was in. While staying up, I suddenly got this epic craving for some good 'ol american Micky D's. Not just any Micky D's, though, I wanted a nice, classic Big Mac Combo #1. Now, is that too much to ask? Apparently, yes. It also doesn't help that the nearest McDonald's is a 30 minute bus ride away. But, I hadn't had real food in 4 days and I was seriously craving a fucking Big Mac. I don't know why. There are advertisements all over the city btw about the "ABIERTO 24 HRS! McDONALD ESTACION DE AUTOBUS!" pretty much the 24 hour Micky Ds next to the bus station. Remembering this, I thought to myself, well, fuck it...with that Micky Ds being 24 hours, it's probably the only thing open at this time (09:30). I then thought, "oh shoot! wait! What if they're still on the breakfast menu!?" so I almost backed out of going until later, but then I realized by the time I finally arrived at McDonald's taking the slow ass bus in traffic jam-packed Granada, it would probably be "regular menu time."

Well, sick 'ol me painfully got my shit together and my clothes on to head on out to what I was expecting to be my own demise. I was honestly planning how I would hold in my diarrhea (if it came to that) during the bus ride back home. I later figured it would probably be best to just sit it out at Micky Ds and completely fuck up their bathroom before catching a bus back. Anyway, there I was, half-dead, sick with a stomach flu, and sleep deprived, sitting in the bus listening to some stupid annoying ass little shit of a baby cry his lungs out for the entire ride. I wanted to throw the baby out the window or stuff it down it's mother's throat for not doing anything about the fucking baby. I hate crying babies....but I hate parents that don't do anything about them, even more...

10:26. I finally arrive at the bus station and begin my 100m walk to the nearby 24 hour McDonald's. Alas, all my pain and suffering was about to pay off. I saw those lovely golden arches as I got closer and the giant 24 hour sign in front of me. I was starting to feel a bit better on this cold, dark, and gloomy Friday morning. Then, as I approached the door, I noticed something weird. All the lights were off.

wtf ?

Maybe they are trying to save energy I thought..

"Tirar" the door said. So I pulled the door.

Nope.

wtf ?

so I Pushed the door...

Nope.....

still nothing....
still locked...

how about the other door?
nope...

access...
denied......


what...
the...
fuck....

don't tell me this motherfucker is closed..

"OH HELL NO!!"

Then I noticed a sticker on the door with the REAL "Horarios" or hours of business...

Mon - Thur: 1300-2300
Friday:         1200-0000
Sat - Sun:    1200-0100

Exactly. wtf is this shit... All of my rage. All of my pain. All of my sorrow. All of my disappointment.


WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU SPAIN!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR LAZY ASS AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT WORK ETHIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I UNDERSTAND THAT THE REST OF YOUR COUNTRY IS FINE WITH WORKING ONLY 4 HOURS A DAY BUT HOW IS IT THAT YOU MAKE A FUCKING MEGA CORPORATION LIKE MCDONALDS ONLY OPEN FOR BUSINESS 12 HOURS A DAY?!?!?!?!?!?! AND HOW IS 12 HOURS CONSIDERED ABIERTO 24 HORAS HOW DOES 12 = 24 WHAT THE FUCK!!! 12 HOURS DOES NOT MEAN 24 HOURS!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! I GOT SCAMMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all of my rage. I'm too sick and tired to be angrier. or else I would have gone on a full out rampage rant....I wish I could. But...sigh. All I wanted was to fulfill my craving for a goddamn Big Mac. A delicious Big Mac. But no... I couldn't even have that. Instead, I had to spend 2.40 euros for a fucking 1.2 hour exhausting bus ride just for shits n giggles. Awesome. and now I'm here...still sleep deprived. still sick. still angry...and still hungry. Fuck you Spain.